My Phone Lied and Told Me Teddy Riley Was Only Worth $3 Million

My phone says Teddy Riley is only worth $3 Million damn Dollars. Thanks CelebrityNetWorth.com, but no thanks. I’ll see if I can find a talking bird somewhere to tell me what Teddy is really worth. It sucks, because I used to be on celebrity net worth sites religiously, but this Teddy Riley only-worth-three-million-dollar bullshit has turned me atheist. You mean to tell me that the guy who produced “Rump Shaker,” “No Diggity,” “Just Got Paid” by Johnny Kemp, “How Ya Like Me Now” and “Wild Wild West” by Kool Moe Dee, “Remember the Time” by Michael Jackson”, “My Prerogative” by Bobby Brown, “The Show” by Doug E Fresh and The Get Fresh Crew, Keith Sweat’s entire first album, everything Guy ever did, and invented New Jack Swing is only worth $3 million damn dollars? How you figure? Show your work at once or lose all credibility forever. I’ll tell you what, I’ll give you until Friday night, which is actually gonna be more of a “Working For The Weekend” Friday for me because I won’t be just got paid until next week when I will still be party hunting and hitting the dance floor only in spirit due to COVID 19. You know what? I’m about to look up “Working for The Weekend” and I bet Teddy Riley probably produced that too!! $3 million dollars my ass. Now Babyface? He might really be worth $3 million. What genre of music did he invent? Weak Shit Swing? Yeah, I think it was Weak Shit Swing.